So last week the Westborro Baptist Church was protesting near the church where my dad is the pastor. He went over to the gay pride side in his full pastor robes and blessed the crowd, then started to do impromptu gay marriages.
When someone pointed out to him that gay marriage wasn’t legal in that state, he responded with “This is a spiritually legal marriage in the eyes of God, and hopefully soon it will also be legal in this state and nation.”
I’m sorry but if you try to tell me there are only three wizard schools in the ENTIRE magical world I will fight you.
I wanna see Indian wizardry schools
Japanese magic schools where the house ghosts have shrines
Schools hidden in sand dunes and enchanted to look like mirages
American schools hidden in Roswell and Salem
Public magical schools for kids that don’t want to leave home for seven years
GIVE ME ALL THE WIZARD SCHOOL HEAD CANONS!